Monday Blues... cheer up
So a lot of me friends have started working... That is a fact and a reality of life which we all have to deal with at some stage of our lives <<>>> So one of my working friends- Dev- sent me a very funny email which I think you should all see, And try... and lemme know how well your bosses respond k:
ONE-POINT DARES: (1)
· Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
· To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
· Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
· Walk sideways to the photocopier.
· While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
· When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
· Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
· Don't use any punctuation.
· Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE-POINT DARES: (3)
· Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver.
· Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
· Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
· Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.
· Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
· Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
· Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web-sites.
FIVE-POINT DARES: (5)
· At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
· Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times.
· For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
· Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
· In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
· During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
· As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
· Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
· Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight".
ONE-POINT DARES: (1)
· Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
· To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
· Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
· Walk sideways to the photocopier.
· While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
· When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
· Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
· Don't use any punctuation.
· Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE-POINT DARES: (3)
· Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver.
· Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
· Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
· Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.
· Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
· Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
· Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web-sites.
FIVE-POINT DARES: (5)
· At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
· Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times.
· For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
· Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
· In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
· During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
· As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
· Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
· Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight".
Hope this brings a smile to your faces...
