Back...finally
It has indeed been a very long time since my last post, but I feel this is an appropriate time to start again, seeing as though it is the new year and all. Well who is dominating entertainment news? Guess? WELL DONE, it's none other than Ms Britney Spears- who has miraculously picked up a British accent... how long's she been in the UK for? Oh shit sorry I forgot she's been in LA for a while, my bad. What a doosh.
Well I may sound like I'm not a fan, but I do feel for the lady. Take a look at this video, the paparazzi are but insane. It looks as though everyone wants a "Piece of Brit":
This is horrible, so is her accent but seriously give her a break. Now if you think this is bad, check out this site. A site set up asking people to predict when Britney will take her last breath... predict correctly and you could win a PS3. Don't be haters players. Is it really necessary to do this? What are you thoughts?
I think Britney really wants to go to London. Maybe she should... take a break, go stay with Amy Winehouse. They are after all very similar.
Amy- loses her husband to jail
Britney- loses her kids to cartoon-loving ex hubby K-Fed
Amy- 'abuses alcohol'
Britney- 'abuses' unidentified substances
Amy- goes blonde
Britney- goes bald
Amy- has a British accent
Britney- Hey... Brit has one too
Amy- Forgets her words on stage and curses the crowds
Britney- Forgets how to perform and has a flop performance.
So in short stuff Dr Phil, I think it's time you put Britney and Amy in the same room. Let them discuss their lives, their families, their habits, their careers. Maybe then they'll sort their shit out and be the artists they should be.
Well I may sound like I'm not a fan, but I do feel for the lady. Take a look at this video, the paparazzi are but insane. It looks as though everyone wants a "Piece of Brit":
This is horrible, so is her accent but seriously give her a break. Now if you think this is bad, check out this site. A site set up asking people to predict when Britney will take her last breath... predict correctly and you could win a PS3. Don't be haters players. Is it really necessary to do this? What are you thoughts?
I think Britney really wants to go to London. Maybe she should... take a break, go stay with Amy Winehouse. They are after all very similar.
Amy- loses her husband to jail
Britney- loses her kids to cartoon-loving ex hubby K-Fed
Amy- 'abuses alcohol'
Britney- 'abuses' unidentified substances
Amy- goes blonde Britney- goes bald
Amy- has a British accent
Britney- Hey... Brit has one too
Amy- Forgets her words on stage and curses the crowds
Britney- Forgets how to perform and has a flop performance.
So in short stuff Dr Phil, I think it's time you put Britney and Amy in the same room. Let them discuss their lives, their families, their habits, their careers. Maybe then they'll sort their shit out and be the artists they should be.
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