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What's in a name?


First there was Apple... then came Moses, but this just tops it all!!! Bluebell Madonna Haliwell. Come on Geri surely you could've come up with something a little less extreme? I cna only imagine what the BrAngelina baby's name is going to be... maybe it'll be Namib Jolie-Pitt? I recently read an article saying that this baby's birth is the biggest then good JC, hectic I say, and again well extreme. Anyway welcome Bluebell to the world of odd times.

Maybe having such names is quite useful. One then can at least distinguish between people and idiots - I mean IDIOT parents!

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